Seven Unexpected Sentences

“Putin Has No Time To Debate, But He Can Shoot a Whale with a Crossbow” (link)

“‘What would a Roger Corman cheapie from the late ’80s look like if written and directed by a talentless and hysterical Al Gore?'” (link)

“Flaming Lips nab Bon Iver for new collaborative album, hope to also recruit Ke$ha” (link)

“‘It’s raining soup, and Newt Gingrich has the blueprints for soup bowls.'” (link)

“Wait, is that really the devil’s gun? Because it looks like one of those T-shirt guns that they break out during half time at NBA games.” (link)

“Okay, I’m not in the news business, and I’m not going to tell anyone how to do their job. However, it’d be good to have news reporting that I could trust again, and there’s evidence that fact-checking is an idea whose time has come.” (link)

“Sorry- I like Soderbergh and Clooney, and this idea was a good one. But, unfortunately, politics in the US is no longer a laughing matter.” (link)

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