Newt Gingrich: The Hyperbolic Style Of American Politics

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Around lunch, I thought a while about having a chocolate bar, a decision of massive global implications that cannot be understated. After, a colleague told me the new Coldplay album wasn’t any good, an astonishing denial of reality and contemporary musical genius. While walking on the street, a dog barked at me for no reason at all, an unprecedented event in the history of our great nation, now crippled by modern liberal ideas. A girl I texted about going to a movie never texted back, a mistake that no doubt will be cited by future historians as the chief cause of the end of Western Civilization.

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