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99 Problems In Film by Eclectic Method: A Partial List Of The Films

A clip you’ve probably seen already, and if not, you should. In case it hasn’t been done yet, what follows is a partial list of the movies used, breaking the video down clip by clip. There are a lot of popular movies I haven’t seen, so there are some easy ids I wasn’t able to make. I almost never watch videos, so I couldn’t id the Jay-Z clips used in here either: if it isn’t “Can I Get A” or “Girls, Girls, Girls”, I’m not gonna know the visual. There may be some mis-ids, but not many.

David Thomson tossed some roses at a Lindsay Lohan clip, and I was like, yeah, maybe, no, not really my thing. I’m not a man of medals, and not a medal giving man, but if I was either, I’d toss Thomson’s plaudit to this.

The clip is short, but very dense, so what follows is a very, very long post.

99 Problems Jay-Z Eclectic Method

The Aristocrats

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Knocked Up

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The Godfather

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Fight Club

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Shawshank Redemption

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Mars Attacks

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Forrest Gump

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Casino

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Ghostbusters

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Apollo 13

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Pulp Fiction

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As Good As It Gets

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Kung Fu Panda

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Aladdin

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The Godfather

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Batman Returns

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All About Eve

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Pulp Fiction

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Pulp Fiction

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The Matrix

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The Departed

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?

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Back to the Future

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Catch Me If You Can

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Forrest Gump

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Ace Ventura – When Nature Calls

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Blade Runner

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Batman Begins

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?

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Catch Me If You Can

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High Fidelity

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Dr Strangelove

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As Good As It Gets

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Memento

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The Godfather

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American Beauty

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Casino

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The Matrix

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Shawshank Redemption

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All About Eve

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Memento

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Forrest Gump

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High Fidelity

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Jingle All The Way

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Spaceballs

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Airplane

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Pulp Fiction

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Saturday Night Fever

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Fight Club

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Ghostbusters

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Saving Private Ryan

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Avatar

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Black Snake Moan

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The Matrix

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American Beauty

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Pulp Fiction

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Die Hard

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Pulp Fiction

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?

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Blues Brothers

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Juno

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A Scanner Darkly

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The Departed

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Forrest Gump

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Chicago

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Pulp Fiction

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Pulp Fiction

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2001: A Space Odyssey

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Shawshank Redemption

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American Gangster

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Snatch

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The Godfather

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Blade Runner

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A View To A Kill

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Pulp Fiction

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The Departed

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American History X

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Fight Club

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?

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E.T. The Extraterrestrial

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Pulp Fiction

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Pulp Fiction

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Mars Attacks

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Mars Attacks

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Forrest Gump

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Goldfinger

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Fight Club

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American Beauty

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Capote

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Fight Club

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Pulp Fiction

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Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls

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Fight Club

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The Godfather

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Fight Club

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Knocked Up

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American History X

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Forrest Gump

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Be Kind Rewind

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Pulp Fiction

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Apollo 13

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Pulp Fiction

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Batman Begins

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Pulp Fiction

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Pulp Fiction

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American History X

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Casablanca

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25th Hour

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Saving Private Ryan

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Rocky

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Pulp Fiction

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Pulp Fiction

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The Godfather

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Forrest Gump

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Pulp Fiction

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The Departed

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Barry Lyndon

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Pulp Fiction

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Back to the Future Part II

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Black Snake Moan

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Pulp Fiction

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Shawshank Redemption

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Harold and Kumar: Escape From Guanatamo Bay

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Pulp Fiction

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Analyze This

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Pulp Fiction

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Shawshank Redemption

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The Godfather

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Barry Lyndon

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?

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The Professional

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The Godfather

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Fight Club

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Adaptation

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The Godfather

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Catch Me if You Can

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Shawshank Redemption

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Forrest Gump

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The Departed

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Batman Returns

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Memento

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Casino

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As Good As It Gets

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2001: A Space Odyssey

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Pulp Fiction

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Goodfellas

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Dazed and Confused

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Batman Begins

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The Godfather

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Pulp Fiction

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Saving Private Ryan

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The Matrix

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American Beauty

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Pulp Fiction

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American Gangster

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Pulp Fiction

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American History X

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Black Snake Moan

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Wayne’s World

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Pulp Fiction

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Memento

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Blues Brothers

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Saving Private Ryan

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The Departed

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Catch Me If You Can

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Shawshank Redemption

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As Good As It Gets

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Shawshank Redemption

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Forrest Gump

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Robocop

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Pulp Fiction

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Saturday Night Fever

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Pulp Fiction

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Definitely, Maybe

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Shawshank Redemption

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“Way You Make Me Feel” – Michael Jackson

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Pulp Fiction

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Mars Attacks

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What I Think About When I Think About Salem

You’re probably familiar with the band, a group I have much affection for. Some of their work I find very interesting, some I do not.

What I always think of when I hear their music; the first paragraphs from an old essay, “The Devil in Long Island”, by Ron Rosenbaum, a writer I sometimes disagree with, but always read. I am unaware if any band members are from the much low land mass.

“He wondered every once in a while what life would be like without a second story and how it was people managed to get along in ranch-style or split-level houses without running amok once a year or so.” Thomas Pynchon, from “Low-lands”

It would be foolish to believe that a single story could sum up the entire range of bizarre and sensational behavior that is Long Island Babylon. Particularly a story that doesn’t even mention Amy or Sol, Joey or “Joel the Ripper,” little Katie Beers or Howard Stern, much less the “Homeroom Hit Man,” the “Angel of Death” nurse, the Islip Garbage Barge or Geraldo Rivera.

Nonetheless, I feel that the story of the unprintable Satanist Ritual Killing Ground Photo comes close.

Some years ago in Northport — not far from the birthplace of Pynchon, who is, far more than the frequently invoked F. Scott Fitzgerald, the true literary avatar of the Long Island soul — two allegedly angel-dusting, devil-worshiping teen-agers were branded as “ritual cult murderers” of another teen-ager in the Aztakea woods.

It was one of the first such episodes in what would become an overhyped national trendlet, and perhaps the first signal that something sinister was stirring out there behind the split-level shutters of Long Island’s suburbs. But this particular story about the unprintable photo, one I heard from a former Newsday editor who swears it’s true, isn’t about the killing itself; rather about something that happened the night after the death became public.

It seems the paper had dispatched a photographer to get a nighttime shot of the supposedly spooky, satanist ritual killing ground out there in the woods, something that would capture the diabolical horror of it all. But when certain pictures came out of the darkroom, they just weren’t . . . suitable. Unusable. Not because they were too terrifying (at least not terrifying in a Luciferian way). But because many photographs of the alleged cult coven’s killing circle prominently featured a large boulder, across the face of which was scrawled the following somewhat-less-than-terrifying cult slogan:

SATIN LIVES!

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“Memories” by Whitney Houston and Material

An early song by a great singer of unfulfilled promise.

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Death Everywhere

From Faster: The Acceleration Of Just About Everything by James Gleick:

With all the arts making their small sacrifices to hurriedness, music lovers can hardly expect to be
immune. There is a special kind of pain, though. Music is the art form most clearly about time. The
passing seconds are its canvas and its palette. There are extremes of slowness in music that stand out
like peaks of the Himalayas—the Heiliger Dankgesang movement of Beethoven’s Opus 132 string
quartet, or the final heart-stopping adagio of Mahler’s Ninth Symphony (Leonard Bernstein,
conducting, took six minutes to crawl through the score’s last page). These seemingly endless passages
evoke death by information deprivation: when rich flurries of black-beamed chords give way to the
simplest sustained single tones is precisely when Lewis Thomas, listening, found himself thinking of
“death everywhere, the dying of everything, the end of humanity.”

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Music I Enjoyed This Year

I listened to almost no hiphop except for last year’s Janelle Monae, so no Frank Ocean, Roots, or Throne. It felt as if the only R&B I listened to was Amy Winehouse and Ike Hayes. As always now, there was so much music, so there was a lot I just didn’t get around to, so no Fleet Foxes, Anthony Hamilton, Teddy Thompson, and many others from the overvast overwhelming colorful sea. I think I enjoyed Adele’s album, but it was so ever-present, it feels like saying I enjoy clouds.

The one album I’ll make special mention of is Nerina Pallot’s Year of the Wolf. It was so tuneful I expected to hear more of it, wherever I was, but it remained little known enough that I could call it my own.

Some such lists are like stone tablets down from the mountain; these are a casual mentions in a conversation.

James Blake – James Blake
Julianna Barwick – The Magic Place
Alberto Iglesias – Skin I Live In soundtrack
Feist – Metals
Anna Calvi – Anna Calvi
Real Estate – Days
Girls – Father Son Holy Ghost
Blood Orange – Coastal Grooves
Zola Jesus – Conatus
Youth Lagoon – Year of Hibernation
Nerina Pallot – Year of the Wolf
M83 – Hurry Up We’re Dreaming
Grimes – Halfaxa
Tori Amos – Night of Hunters
The War on Drugs – Slave Ambient
EMA – Past Life Martyred Saints
Washed Out – Within and Without
Grouper – Alien Observer

Enjoy the last day of this year, and as many as you can of the next one.

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